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This was me yesterday:

Adidas pants? Check!
Sweat-wicking shirt? Check!
Running shoes? Check!
Ponytail? Check!
Sunglasses? Check!
Gorgeous weather? Check!

Ready for a run? Oh, HELL NO.


Reasons Why I Don't Run:

1%  because I have gimpy joints
99% because I am lazy

and also?

100% because running sucks!


Here's what I did instead:

And also this:

(Pineapple juice and coconut rum)

And this:

(Yum!)