"Do you know why I pulled you over, Ma'am?"
"Canine Humiliation. It's a very serious charge."
"What's that, Ma'am? Did you just call me a 'Sexy Beast'? I know it's hard to resist my dashing good looks, Ma'am, but it's unlawful to proposition an officer of the law. Also, no, I will not show you my 'night stick.' "
"And I'm afraid there's a hefty fine for the charge of Canine Humiliation, Ma'am."
"Also, 'the sun was in my eyes' is not an acceptable excuse."
"My partner here will inform you of the fine."
"One flank steak. Thirteen meatballs. Ten pork chops. Seven sticks of butter. A dozen donuts. A turkey neck. A loaf of zucchini bread. Twelve jars of peanut butter. Oh, and a crate full of cats."
"And a ferret."
"Just send those over to Officer Gravy and Officer Banjo. We'll take care of the rest."
"What's that, Ma'am? A dirty cop? Listen lady, don't make me book you for insubordination. Just hand over the goods."
7 comments:
Hahahaha. Perfect.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I die Rachel. This is too funny!
HEE! They make the perfect "good cop, bad cop" combo.
Also? SEVEN sticks of butter? Yikes! :)
love love love!
That was great! Although I'd have to say that Gravy is a bit more of the smooth operator in his shades ... good thing Banjo's got him there so he gets his seven sticks of butter and crate full of cats.
On a different note, we miss you guys and your dogs!
Abby - we miss you guys, too!
Gravy was definitely the smooth operator - I think he might have actually liked wearing the shades! Banjo not so much! ;)
Hahahahaha. LOVE. The end.
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