Thursday, February 2, 2012

"you're under arrest!"

you're under arrest!
"Do you know why I pulled you over, Ma'am?"

you're under arrest!
"Canine Humiliation. It's a very serious charge."

you're under arrest!
"What's that, Ma'am? Did you just call me a 'Sexy Beast'? I know it's hard to resist my dashing good looks, Ma'am, but it's unlawful to proposition an officer of the law. Also, no, I will not show you my 'night stick.' "

you're under arrest!
"And I'm afraid there's a hefty fine for the charge of Canine Humiliation, Ma'am."

you're under arrest!
"Also, 'the sun was in my eyes' is not an acceptable excuse."

you're under arrest!
"My partner here will inform you of the fine."

you're under arrest!
"One flank steak. Thirteen meatballs. Ten pork chops. Seven sticks of butter. A dozen donuts. A turkey neck. A loaf of zucchini bread. Twelve jars of peanut butter. Oh, and a crate full of cats."

you're under arrest!
"And a ferret."

you're under arrest!
"Just send those over to Officer Gravy and Officer Banjo. We'll take care of the rest."

you're under arrest!
"What's that, Ma'am? A dirty cop? Listen lady, don't make me book you for insubordination. Just hand over the goods."

7 comments:

Larry said...

Hahahaha. Perfect.

Lauren Margaret said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I die Rachel. This is too funny!

Pickles and Dimes said...

HEE! They make the perfect "good cop, bad cop" combo.

Also? SEVEN sticks of butter? Yikes! :)

tessica said...

love love love!

Abby said...

That was great! Although I'd have to say that Gravy is a bit more of the smooth operator in his shades ... good thing Banjo's got him there so he gets his seven sticks of butter and crate full of cats.

On a different note, we miss you guys and your dogs!

Funnelcloud Rachel said...

Abby - we miss you guys, too!

Gravy was definitely the smooth operator - I think he might have actually liked wearing the shades! Banjo not so much! ;)

Becky said...

Hahahahaha. LOVE. The end.