"Do you know why I pulled you over, Ma'am?"
"Canine Humiliation. It's a very serious charge."
"What's that, Ma'am? Did you just call me a 'Sexy Beast'? I know it's hard to resist my dashing good looks, Ma'am, but it's unlawful to proposition an officer of the law. Also, no, I will not show you my 'night stick.' "
"And I'm afraid there's a hefty fine for the charge of Canine Humiliation, Ma'am."
"Also, 'the sun was in my eyes' is not an acceptable excuse."
"My partner here will inform you of the fine."
"One flank steak. Thirteen meatballs. Ten pork chops. Seven sticks of butter. A dozen donuts. A turkey neck. A loaf of zucchini bread. Twelve jars of peanut butter. Oh, and a crate full of cats."
"And a ferret."
"Just send those over to Officer Gravy and Officer Banjo. We'll take care of the rest."
"What's that, Ma'am? A dirty cop? Listen lady, don't make me book you for insubordination. Just hand over the goods."