Sigh.
Another day, another dead animal in the backyard, another haiku (or six). What luck that decapitation has five syllables!
More backyard drama:
Banjo has a bloody beard.
A headless squirrel.
Just another day
in the Smoellke backyard. The
body count is high.
Two dogs, one body.
At least it wasn't a fox.
Stop killing things, jerks!
Another squirrel.
And what happened to its head?
Decapitation.
"The head is torn off!"
Larry investigated.
"Want to see a pic?"
Yummy squirrel brains.
A backyard delicacy.
Banjo licks his chops.
4 comments:
Chomp chomp lick lick lick.
Furry blood on a dog's tongue.
Squirrel faces are great!
I hope my one syllable use of "squirrel" is allowed by the judges.
Furry blood or bloody fur?
I think you have to spell it 'skwerl', if you want one syllable! ;)
furry blood = blood with fur in it.
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