that's what he said . #8

Larry: I almost accosted a girl today.
Me: ???!!!
Larry: She was wearing a dress that I thought would look really good on you. I wanted to ask her where she got it. But I didn't.
Me: Yeah, I think it's generally frowned upon for a dude to ask a chick where she buys her clothes.
Larry: It was orange. And it was made out of burlap.
Me: BURLAP?!!! Maybe...linen?
Larry: Maybe. But it looked like the material that long johns are made out of.
Me: You think I would look good in a dress made out of BURLAP LONG JOHNS?
Larry: Maybe I'm not doing the best job of describing it.
Me: You think?